Ralph in MinecraftRalph’s head was throbbing. He hadn’t been this hung-over since he took on that candy-eating contest with Vanellpope…and lost. He had no idea where he was at this point, his eyes shut tight from the light hurting his eyes, but he did remember being in Tapper’s… “Oh, man, please don’t tell me I’m late for my game…” Ralph mumbled to himself as he stood up, shaking his head. He slowly opened his eyes, and didn’t have much of a reaction. He was just completely emotionless as to what he saw. “…yeah, figures.”Before him, he saw…a hill? Was it a hill? He wasn’t sure. Everything was so blocky. Not just pixelated blocky, but…blocky. Things shaped like actually…blocks. Like if someone had blown up a picture made of pixels and went into deep detail on each pixel. He could make out grass on blocks of dirt with possibly weeds or just tall grass on various blocks.
(Spoiler) Mirror, mirror, on the wall...At times, the kingdom of Sugar Rush was not entirely eventful.On the particular day, the air was dry and warm, and only the slightest breeze swept past those who were enjoying the lazy afternoon. It was the perfect kind to curl up in a sunbeam and stay there until you were brought to do otherwise.Of course, the residents of Sugar Rush were barely the kind to relax, especially since the population included children and talking sweets. Thus, most were finding new ways to use their time, such as practicing driving skills, or just exploring. There was always plenty to be found.However, who seemed to be the most impatient of all, surprisingly, was their beloved ruler, the King Candy. His servant, a personality-flawed spherical green candy named Bill, could barely stand it as his majesty continued to drum his fingers against the throne loudly, his face scrunched up in deep thought.Something about a repetitive noise in a silent room made Bill want to either tell him to cut it out, or
A Letter From Q*BertDear People of Niceland,Hi, Nicelanders! It's me, Q*Bert. Just thought I'd write a letter to you seeing how no one can't understand a word I'm saying. I hear you've been having some trouble lately. Ralph's went crazy and ruined your cake for the 30-year anniversary party for the Fix-It Felix, Jr. game that my co-stars and I were not invited to. I guess that invitation got lost in the mail or I, good friend to Felix for 30 years, just sort of slipped your mind. Now aside from that and the question of why Felix didn't just fix the cake with his hammer, I'd like to ask you something… Why didn't you invite Ralph? It's cause he's the villain, I know, but seriously, he's kind of an important part of the game. But you know something? I'm the only good guy in my game and I get along just fine with the villains, Coily, Ugg, Wrong-Way, Slick, and Sam. They are the only other characters in my game after all. You know something? I would be celebrating the 30th anniversary of my game pretty